Jessica Simpson: Eats Chicken by the Bucket...SHE IS FAT!!!

So here is a hint, if it takes two belts to hold your pants up you might want to put down the drum stick! When you start playing Chile Cook offs and can "blend into the crowd" you might be fat. When you put your bra on and you get a "third" boob on your back, you may be fat. OK I'm done with the observations of these pictures, but seriously did she eat Tony Romo? These pictures are from a Chili Cook-Off in Pembroke Pines on January 25. Really I can't make this shit up, its to good. I don't know whats going on with her, but she better poop Tony out before next season because I don't want the cowboys winning any games next year! Hey Jessica guess who has a bucket of chicken? No thats my arm.. Ahhhhh!!!!!