Jessica Simpson upskirt

I have no idea how the paps got these shoots unless they have hired a midget or leprechaun as they like to be called. (see i am political correct sometimes) Hey who cares, no not about how they got the pictures thats important I mean who cares about Jessica Simpson career really outside her family, Who cares? Is this tuna or chicken? Neither bitch its my soul slowly dieing. Hey at least she makes Tony Romo win games! Yeah!!!!

Jessica Simpson: Eats Chicken by the Bucket...SHE IS FAT!!!

So here is a hint, if it takes two belts to hold your pants up you might want to put down the drum stick! When you start playing Chile Cook offs and can "blend into the crowd" you might be fat. When you put your bra on and you get a "third" boob on your back, you may be fat. OK I'm done with the observations of these pictures, but seriously did she eat Tony Romo? These pictures are from a Chili Cook-Off in Pembroke Pines on January 25. Really I can't make this shit up, its to good. I don't know whats going on with her, but she better poop Tony out before next season because I don't want the cowboys winning any games next year! Hey Jessica guess who has a bucket of chicken? No thats my arm.. Ahhhhh!!!!!

Jessica Simpson: Now thats what I call CLEAVAGE!!!

Jessica Simpson was caught leaving Madeo's restaurant in West Hollywood last night. If she would concentrate more on her boobs and less on her music maybe I would pay more attention to her. Take these pictures for example. I can't hear her talk are sing are anything and look she pushed her boobs up so far that there actually a chocking hazard for her, and you know what it got my attention and i bet it got yours too.

Jessica Simpson to World: I have great Boobs

These are shots of Jessica Simpson at the Charlotte Motor Speedway showing off her cleavage and legs to the key demographic of her music, 15-50 year old male rednecks who are slightly attracted to gap teeth and there cousins. I think Jessica Simpson is hot no lie there, but she is also annoying, and if you measure out her hotness to annoyingness on a scale she falls well short of tolerable. So unless my dicks in her mouth are she is muzzled looking at muted video are pictures in general is all I can take. As for her boyfriend there a match made in heaven because that queer tony homo hasn't stopped smile in his life I think well except that time the Seahawks beat them. Man that was a good day to not be a cowboy fan.




She should really just do this in concert more thou. Penis goes where Jessica?