Jessica Alba Shows the World her "Special Present"

So Jessica Alba headed out to the park yesterday wearing some clothing that just wasn't enough to cover up her "special present" allowing the entire world to see it. It so nice she even got a bow on it. How weird is that thou. I wonder if she has a entire monologue to say to a guy before she gave it away to them. So with all the strange shit girls get tattooed back there that has got to be up there. I mean your basically calling your ass a gift or the snatch. I'm not sure. Wow, I think she just blew my mind...

Jessica Alba must be Adopted

Here are some pictures of the once beautiful then again Jessica Alba with her mom and I have come to two conclusions. A. Jessica alba must have been adopted from some sort of hybrid model family or B. she has gotten all her looks from her father who must look more like a sexy woman than this person we have escorting her around town here. Jessica has been dresses down a lot lately I mean a lot a lot. I hope she realizes she still has at least 20 years before she goes the way of the mammoth and doesn't give in to her unwavering hunger for a hot dog just yet. Hot dog Hot dog Hot dog waunk waunk waunk.

Jessica Alba: 2009 Campari Calander Girl + Behind the Scene

So after the successes that Campari found with Salma Hayek and Eva Mendes they now move on to Jessica Alba as there Calender Girl. The pictures are ok, I mean I don't hate them. Jessica looks good. her body forget about it and after having a child please. What I have a problem with is the fact it looks like every is torn from the musical grease are somewhere in the late 50's early 60's which I guess was the boom period for bitters which Campari is, but the Italian version. Also if you can drink this stuff on ice are neat my hats off to you, it is however very good as a mixer. I want more boobs in my aids if I were shelling out the dough on this one.





**Behind the Scene**