I love Scarlett Johansons New Hair and Boobs

The premier of "He's Just Not That Into You" was a few days ago and I must say Scarlett looked the best. Jennifer Aniston was second but she sorta looked like a a lawyer who was accessorised by Mr. T. The other ladies in the movie were so so. Scarlett really got my attention because well she has great jugs and look at that hair. When will the world learn that bleached blond ugly is not attractive at ALL! Natural blond is one thing but that shit they try to pull off at a salon is 90% of the time skank in a bottle. I don't care if it did cost you 300 dollars that just make you even stupider for it. Breath.....I sorta have a passion for this. I wonder how Scarlett smash her puppies into that dress? Nice.......

Scarlett Johanson BOOBS!!!!!

BOOOOBS!!! and one dumb ass tattoo. Hey I love tattoos and girls with tattoos even more, but look at that damn thing what the fuck was she thinking. Even that 6 months I did smack every day I didn't go out and get anything that stupid. Although I do have a map of Mexico tattooed on half of my back. Whatever Tequila!!!!

**Update**
This just in if you take Scarletts stupid ass tatto and put it over mine it shows they way to Eldorado, The City of Gold. I'm rich!!! Hasta La Vista Bitches....

Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds got married

Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds got married in Canada this weekend. So the reports say.

"Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds made it official with a quiet wedding this weekend, a source close to the couple tells PEOPLE. Reynolds's rep also confirmed that they were married."

Also reporting this story.

"The wedding took place Saturday evening at a remote wilderness resort outside Vancouver. Guests included Scarlett's mother, Melanie Sloan, and her brother, Adrian Johansson."
All I can say is whatever. I mean hope it works out, but chances are it won't. Hey as long as she keeps those lovely fun bags under wrap I care about much as her cleavage as she shows, true story.

Scarlett Johansson has boobs who knew?

Scarlett Johansson is on the cover of the September 2008 issue of magazine, great original name by the way. Any way i haven't read the article but I assume its about how her breast got to her were she is today. You know important issues like that and woman empowerment. UHQ pictures thou for you enjoy.