Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen Wed: More Proof he is Gay

So I wake up and find out that Tom Brady the most hated person in the NFL; seriously I checked its a fact, 90% of all humans outside of Foxborough would like Micheal Vick to train him like his dogs if you get my drift, but I digress. So Tommy boy got hitched to his long time "friend" Gisele Bündchen.

"It's official!

Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady wed Thursday just before 6 p.m. at the St. Monica Catholic Church in Santa Monica, Calif., Usmagazine.com confirms.

The bride, 28, donned a form-fitting ivory lace strapless gown with a trumpet skirt, scalloped edges, long train and a floor-length veil with attached handmade satin roses and attached satin headband, all by Dolce & Gabbana. Her three dogs also wore matching Dolce & Gabbana floral lace collars"
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SO I am watching Fast Times at Ridgemont High, a daily routine, while getting ready for this post. What, you have a better way to start out the day? Yeah I didn't think so. At the same time I am looking for some more sexy pictures of Gisele for this post than I have on my hard drive, and low and behold I discover something most horrifying. Gisele Bündchen = Sean Penn in fast times. Thats right Tom Brady married Jeff Spicoli. Finally scientific proof that Tom Brady is THE BIGGEST cheating dumb fuck on the planet, so much so that he even cheats himself out of finding true love with the man of his dreams by marring a woman that looks just like him. Thats just sad Tom, Bill Bellecheat SAD. Gisele Bündchen= Man in Bikini? Maybe that explains why my friend Gregg finds her so attractive....

Tori Spelling in a Bikini has just mind F@#$ed Me all up

I watched ever episode of 90210 when they first aired reruns maybe 3 times though, but not once in my adolescent life are later did I say "oh that Tori Spelling would get it." She is to much man for me. Then what happens I run across these pictures of Tori in a bikini and my brain gets pounded from the thought; just the thought of, "she doesn't look to bad." I didn't say that out loud I typed it so I'm pretty sure I can still stand by the "she is to much man for me" speech. Sure these photos prove that she can look good at times , but does that make up for the other 95% of the time? I vote no. No NO NO!!!

Lindsay Lohan Topless Pictures by Hedi Slimane

Real quick post before I head out to the doctors to find out if I am indeed a unique individual are if this nagging feeling in my throat is in fact strep throat. Yeah!@!@! So you may are may not be able to see nipple in this pictures you decide, because frankly i can't get past the skinny. Enjoy?