Ashley Tisdale Shape Magazine Feb. 09

Ashley Tisdale has fast become one of my favorite "it" girls to write about. It happened a few months ago with the changing of her hair color from nasty blond to beautiful brunette. Also it doesn't hurt that she is Jewish and I love Jewish girls almost as much as Italians. So the interview isn't much fun her is one good quote that I wish more woman would realize for themselves.


"I was always super thin-too skinny actually, I felt like someone could break me in half I realize now that being a bit more curvy and toned is much more beautiful."





There is also a video from the shoot.

Katy Perry Mexico Bikini Style

So I had a really nice holiday. I hope you did as well. It appears that Katy Perry looks to be having a nice break as well in Mexico. Thats one place to go to get away from the snow. I knew Katy had some nice tits, but seriously I had know idea how great her body is. Her in a bikini I was a little stunned. Hopefully this is things to come from the future from her, and if I know anything about music her gimmick will get old and she will hopefully popping out a tit are two to make news soon. So enjoy, I kissed a girl and I liked it......

Eliza Dushku Shows of her GIrls!!! With Nipple in The Alphabet Killer

Finally I know nothing of this movie The Alphabet Killer nothing. I'm not even taking the time to read anything on IMDB about it. All you need to know is Eliza shows off the girls and they look great!






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Halle Berry pops out a Tit

Halle Berry on the set of her new film Frankie and Alice in Vancouver apparently was running around and pop a tit out. You know just to let it breath. Looks like her stomach has gotten back to were it was before the kid, but she still looks good. Like a chocolate dipped ice cream cone.



**Seeing smiles, Clicking thumbs will bring up (NSFW) versions**

Topanga Tits need a TV show

So I don't think Danielle Fishel has had a paying job sense Dorm Daze 2 I know she was in that and I am still not sure why I watched that movie it must have been drugs I probably was on. Anyway, so he she is in all her boy meets girl with big tits glory at the Planet Hollywood getting her paws plastered. I liked boy meets world, but in my defense I also believed in Santa Clause at the time. So she obviously wanted everyone to look down her dress at her great cleavage so hopefully soon she will get herself a job were we can see some more. I mean with the way her career is going I am sure she is only offered roles were she has to get the girls out so sooner or later she will need some cash and one plus two equals teets!!!!

**Fun Fact: Danielle used to date Lance Bass, Yeah the gay Lance Bass. maybe this fact isn't so fun for some of you.**

Carmen Electra and the 55th Birthday of Playboy

So playboy turns 55 and has pick Carmen Electra for there spread and cover for the anniversary edition and she looks GGGGGreat! Born Tara Leigh Patrick, Carmen turns 36 in April and you wouldn't be able to tell. Her boobs are still teenagers, but in a total adverse reaction to the way she has lived her life her vagina is almost 60! True story. The pictuers for playboy have been airbrushed but the pictures of her at the playboy club at the palms haven't and she still looks like a deep dish of fucakable. So the playboy pictures are not safe for work oh and i love the bunny muff. Enjoy....

**Playboy Club**



**55th Playboy pics (NSFW)**

Jennifer Aniston nude for GQ

So Jenn is on the cover of GQ and I must say even thou I am in total luv with her after seeing the cover and outtakes I am now in total LUV with her. Don't get it? Me ether. Hey you know how I know Brad Pitt is gay? He took Angelie Jolie duck footed ass over Jenn. Don't get me wrong, Angie's Tits grade a fun bags lower body thou, chicken legs and big feet not so much. Now Brad is left dipping his head into a baby factor. I heard you could smuggle a Volkswagen in there. Not a new one but one of those from the 60's. So its not as bad as you may think. So her are some highlights form the interview even thou the pictures are the real highlights.

On Angelie Jolie confirming she snagged Brad on set of Mr. & Mrs. Smith:
""Well, you know, that was definitely a confirmation for me of something that wasn't quite confirmed at the time. But listen... You sit there and you... No. No daggers through the heart. I laugh. Am I surprised? Well, how do I say this? Considering the source, nothing surprises me."

On her relationship with the Pitt-Jolies:
"The funny thing is, people don't realize we all go away to The Hamptons on the weekends. That'd be hysterical: I've got Zahara on my hip, and Knox ..."

On John Mayer:
"Honestly, did not know much about him before I met him. I'd heard ... you know, uh 'Your Body' – that song. But what I can say is that I had no idea what an extraordinary musician he is. And it's just great to sit and be witness to that. It's kind of like, Whoa!"

On playing an "aspiring cougar" in a female version of Wedding Crashers:
"It is so a comment on the sexual double standard, and what's been ironic is how hard it's been to get this movie made. Studios want it, but they are afraid of Middle America.... There are too many movies out there that don't empower women, movies in which their only way of being happy is finding a man. And you know, that's not my favorite theme."

FULL STORY HERE

So there you go I know that this was the big story yesterday on the net, but whatever the Bears were playing last night and I love me some Chicago. Oh yeah I almost forgot when i first saw the cover I thought of the rolling stone cover then to the other GQ cover she did. At this rate I predict that she will be in playboy at 50 proving that older woman are beautiful. **Crosses Fingers** Here's to hoping.




**Large Scan**

Bettie Page R.I.P.

So it wasn't to long ago I was questioning who our sex symbol was for this decade, but there is no question who it was for the 50's. So its sad news that the lady that set the pace for the sexually revolution in the 60's died yesterday.
Page was placed on life support last week after suffering a heart attack in Los Angeles and never regained consciousness, said her agent, Mark Roesler. He said he and Page's family agreed to remove life support. Before the heart attack, Page had been hospitalized for three weeks with pneumonia.

"She captured the imagination of a generation of men and women with her free spirit and unabashed sensuality," Roesler said. "She is the embodiment of beauty." Full Story


The embodiment of beauty, that pretty much sums it up. A face that defined a generation a woman that changed a world. Were would woman be today without people like Bettie Page in the past? Everyone should grab there kids and tell them that one person can change the world. It may not be they way you think; like world peace, but one person with passion for what they do has always been able to change the world. Bettie Page Memorial page.

**Clicking thumbs with smiles (NSFW)**

Anne Hathaway Sells herself for 12,000

I had every intention of writing this post and making a big deal on how I would not pay 12,000 for Anne and how stupid these chaps must be. That was until I was hypnotized by the picture to the left and Anne's Grade A cleavage. Is there a grade above A? I mean I could like take 3 grand and find four strippers that are Anne clone but with really low morals and rent due, and have a good old time, or take a chance with the full 12 and hope her morals loosen up a bit when she is shit faced. The story:

"How much does a date with Anne Hathaway cost? Oh, about $12,000, give or take.

That’s the price three fans paid for drinks with the Rachel Getting Married actress at the Cracked X-mas Fundraiser in Los Angeles Sunday night.

“I’m not usually very forward, but I thought if there was ever a crowd for me to do something like this, this is my crowd so I would like to auction myself off,” Hathaway announced, “for drinks somewhere fabulous and basically get you totally s***faced. Tell me what I’m worth.” "Source

So I guess the moral of the story is. If the breast are worth the squeeze than the juice is worth 12 grand. I dunno I was never good at those lets make a meaningful point types of things.

Olivia Munn: "Whats my motivation? Asshole"

So besides the fact I bet this girl fucks like she overdosed on Ecstasy and is basically a 13 year old boy trapped in a 26 solid 9/10 Womans body who can't go a day without sex. I really enjoy the sailor moon outfit. Besides it Christmas time and she deliverers. She must be starting at the top of her list in the smallest demography to the bottom. You know Japaneses gangsta sailor moon fetish boys at the top and well normal at the bottom. Hates of to you Munn hate is indeed off.

PSM: Hey Olivia you take request from woman?
Olivia: Are you the director?
PSM: You want me to direct you?
Olivia: What the fuck is my motivation? Asshole...
PSM: Like a retard at a Chuckie Cheese.....

A Conversation with God and Hilary Duff

God:Hilary this is God,

Hilary:Yes God really is that you?

God:YES!!! I only spent 7 days creating the world Only 7 days

Hilary:Whats your point I have to get home out of these dirty close.

God:Well the point Hilary is this, It took me One thousand nine hundred and eighty seven years to perfect the ass

Hilary:Hey I was born in 1987 thats funny

God:Still have to work on the brain...

So, thats how that happened. These are shots of Hilary leaving her pilates class yesterday. Nice ass, nice ass indeed.

Blast From the Past: Raquel Welch Wet Nipple Style

So a long long time ago in world far far away called the 60's lived a once and then again famous sex symbol named Raquel Welch born Jo Raquel Tejada in Chicago. Do you realize how beautiful a person has to be for that beauty to transcend threw out 4 decades? It got me thinking 60' s Welch was the sex symbol, then 70's were Farrah Fawcett, the 80's would have to be Madonna? Not sure on tis one there could have been so many, but I know if you ask some name a sexy woman from the 80's Madonna will be the answer 7/10 times. The 90's are almost as hard, but Pamela Anderson defiantly gets it. But her it is who is the sex symbol for 2000's? With the decade coming to a close who is it? I have no idea..... So these pictures are probably NSFW sense you can see her nipples depends on your bosses definition of nudity. Raquel Welch's nipples!!! Enjoy...

Gay People in California are not Human!!!

Or so there State Government of California would lead you to believe. I am all for giving the government back to the people and letting them choose on subjects except when those subjects are protected under the Constitution of the Untied States. I dunno like lets say segregating people because of sex, creed, color or yes; you radical church fuckers who pick and choose what to believe from the bible, religion. You want to know why the Supreme Court of the Untied States refuses to rule on this subject over and over again? One reason and one reason only, its wrong to tell gay people they can't get married. It's wrong at a local level, state level, and federal level. It is also wrong at a base level as a human being, and this goes out to you you religious less bible thumping devils. I hope; no, I pray that when you make it to your after life that you find yourself not in heaven but in the later repeatably getting sodomized by the same ideals that got you there for treating some of gods people worse then you treat animals. So here is another laugh or die video showing more support for gay marriage in California.

So this is my point it shouldn't matter what states say about this because the Constitution guarantees equal rights for all citizens. It doesn't matter what I say here are what anyone says on this. The fact is until the worthless judges on the supreme court do what they have to according to the law the are supposed to support and uphold and say yes, gay people by right and law will be able to be married, all this talk is just talk. So moving on. I hope that someone sues the judges and gets them disbarred and tried for treason, at least thats how i see it. If your sole purpose is to uphold the rights guaranteed by the Constitution form are founding fathers and fought for for over 200 years by the citizens, and you decide to basically spit and shit all over that; than you are not deserving to be a citizen of this great country. So take that and stick it.
Some other thing it says in the bible besides the fact you can sell woman, have slaves, and stone your wife that you may find funny???? Only Jews go to heaven and only 144,000 of them fact word for word it says this. Also tying knots or untying knots on Sunday is a one way ticket to hell. Sleeping with same sex is wrong , but sleeping with your own children isn't. My favorite story is about the dinosaurs thou. Oh what thats right there isn't anything about dinosaurs in the bible you know why? Yeah me ether. Jesus must have not be told about them I guess. So pick and choose yeah religious less folk so pick and choose.

For more info:
No on Prop 8

Lucy Liu Beautiful in Blue is a Honor

Lucy Liu was honored at the 2008 Snowflake Ball. The special evening is an annual black-tie fund raising gala celebrating the lighting of the UNICEF Snowflake and honoring those individuals who have made key contributions to UNICEF's mission to save and improve children's lives worldwide. FULL STORY HERE. Anyway so Lucy is a dream. She is and has always been on the top 20 and is in fact a very lovely woman. Sometimes I wonder if I will find these stars attractive in 10 or 15 years and in her case I believe the answer is yes. To Cute.

Jessica Alba: 2009 Campari Calander Girl + Behind the Scene

So after the successes that Campari found with Salma Hayek and Eva Mendes they now move on to Jessica Alba as there Calender Girl. The pictures are ok, I mean I don't hate them. Jessica looks good. her body forget about it and after having a child please. What I have a problem with is the fact it looks like every is torn from the musical grease are somewhere in the late 50's early 60's which I guess was the boom period for bitters which Campari is, but the Italian version. Also if you can drink this stuff on ice are neat my hats off to you, it is however very good as a mixer. I want more boobs in my aids if I were shelling out the dough on this one.





**Behind the Scene**

Britney Spears is 27 Looks 18

Britney Spears turned 27 today and celebrated the occasion with a concert on Good Morning America.Also apparently she got herself a time machine and went back to when she was still a coveted sex symbol, because she looks 18 all over again. Yes Britney hit me one more time. Happy birthday B; pop a nipple out to celebrate?

Hayden Panettiere - Nip Slip - Heroes ?????

Maybe just maybe. You decide let me know what you think. I don't have any "Dick Tracy" in me today. This is from a recent episode by the way, also I hate her wig on the show. On a side note sorry about lack of posting holidays and all that jazz will start back up on the regular today. Hope everyone had a good turkey day and stuff. Nipples!!!!