Keeley Hazell is a topless Witch!!!

Well happy Halloween everyone. Stay safe, speaking of which if you click on pictures there will be no smiley's so NSFW!!!! enjoy.

Vida Guerra from "Livin the Low Life" = BOOBS

I did a quick search on goggle for this show "Livin the Low Life" and found nothing out that I couldn't figure out from the title. A show about low riders and how they are made etc. Hosted by Vida Guerra and her bubble butt and basket ball tits. This girl is too much from six to noon in like the amount of time it takes her to take of her pants. She is to hot! Her playboy pictorial was disappointing (NSFW) , but what ever. No good ass shots here but you must love that shirt she has on. I may try to tune into this show once I like cars I like Vida so we will see how it goes.


VIDA NUDE HERE!!!!!

Christina Ricci has Red Hair: Nipplitis is just a bonus

Christina Ricci is a unique thing in Hollywood. A young actress that was actually popular and good at her trade from day one. From starring with Cher in Mermaids to Wednesday Adams in The Adams Family she proved she could do a wide range of of roles. Then later moving on from Casper she pulled off a role in The Ice Storm that showed us a coming of age on screen sexually side. Which led threw Pecker, to a nude scene in movie that left us wanting (the book is better) in Prozac Nation. As I watched the camera pan around to show off her breast in the scene(NSFW) I was almost sure that men and woman from 12 to 60 all excused themselves from what they were doing for some private time alone. I love Christina as an Actress. And even thou she had a breast reduction she still has great tits as seen in Black Snake Moan. She pulled off that role well and made white trash look beautiful. I loved her with Black hair and natural hair. I hated her as a blond, but it only went root deep. Now I love her even that much more with red. Not that disgusting natural red hair, but the red light look. Look redheads I've only found like 5 natural redheads attractive ever, so get over it. Your last on the list right below grey. Also in these pictures you see a giant looming over her but even he can not stop the cold wind as you see she has a case of nipplities. Nice....

Anna Lynne McCord ass in rubber pants is like VROOOM

Anna Lynne McCord showed up at the The Blackberry Storm Launch Event wearing some very tight, very sexy, very rubbery, pants. When I first got these pictures I was like damn this girls is winning me over something fierce. That was until she pulled out her debit card that is a New England Patriots card. Look if there is one thing hated across this great country by every American outside Foxborough its the New England Patriots and Bill BellaCHEAT! Thankfully she put it away and got on the red carpet and started showing that ass off. Damn this girl is too much. Her ass in those pants has my head spinning. Really I just put coffee on my cheerios and and a sausage link in my toaster. Oh shit the thing is on fire. Be right back. Wow that was close. Hey, you ever seen a girl with hair like that walking down the street and decided to pull on one of the curls to see if it would bounce back? It doesn't, and the end result is a black eye. Damn it; I said it was a scientific experiment. Jeez.






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Rachel Bilson in tight tight pants!!

Rachel Bilson took her dog for a walk in some spandex type purple pants. If that damn dogs tail wasn't int he way in every picture you know we would have some sweet ass toe work going on down there. Rachel Bilson is a cutie and while everyone else in the world is posting about Vickie Blows some E-model that is just this side of porn, I bring to you real "celebrity news" at least there celebrities. Oh by the way Rachel has great nipples.



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My Name is Earl Star gets Loaded

Nadine Velazquez is in loaded and boy is she ever. I like Spanish girls. they remind me of Italians with a little flavor and spunk. Don't know much about this girl outside of what I know about the show. Were she is a maid slash stripper that jumps up in down in a bikini. Hey whatever I remember a show with girls on trampolines. So what ever you got to do to get ratings.

Jennifer Love Hewitt on Ellen is Cleavage in Red

My favorite pair of walking talking boobs took there selves to the Ellen show yesterday in a very low cut dress. That red number is too much. I would lay money on the line that J-love could wear a potato sack with a v-neck cut into it and still get rave reviews. I think when you have breast that have been coveted for over a decade now you can't go wrong. I am putting screen caps up and if you want a link to download the interview I myself turned the volume down because there is no other way to watch that kind of daytime talk show shit. True story: Sometimes we get together mute Dr. Phill are Springer whatever and make up are own storyline to go along with what were watching on TV; makes the show so much better.

Gemma Arterton DaDaDAMN at the "Quantum of Solace" Royal World Premiere . Wait Who?

Gemma Arterton is a lady in the new Bond movie. Apparently she has been in a few movies. Never heard of her? Yeah me either, but I do like the dress and she is very attractive. Also if we have learned anything from the past, well this is good as it gets girl. Your not the new "bond" girl and how many other ladies in these movies go onto fame? *Come on think of one brain*.... The movie "Quantum of Solace" premiered in London last night October 29, 2008 to overall goo reviews so I will probably see this movie and then rip it apart and let you all know what I think. Wait back to Gemma. I think she drinks her daily recommended amount of Milk a day, just look at those legs. I bet she taste like peaches.

Blake Lively in a School Girl Outfit

Blake Lively did a promo shoot for "Gossip Girl" in a school girl outfit. I like this show, reminds me a lot of what it was like in school. Blake Lively YUM!!!

Nicollette Sheridan is Pissed!!! about not having any pants on

Nicollette Sheridan is pissed really pissed, storming out the house with no pants on pissed. I don't know what to say about this I tried to interview the Desperate Housewives actress about it, but I didn't get much out of her.



**Phone rings**
Nicollette: Hello?
Milk: Hi it's the writer of the Milk here and I have...
Nicollette: What do you want?
Milk: Yes right to business, well I have some pictures of you running down the street with no pants on anything to add?
Nicollette: Goddamn it, I told him this would happen. That damn ediot keeps wearing all my clothes.
Milk: who Miche...?
Nicollette: Look, could please not post those pictures?
Milk: I don't think I can do that.
Nicollette: Shit! What have I gotten myself into? This interview is over!
**Click**
Milk: Hello? Hello?

Like I said not much. Poor Girl.

Jennifer Love Hewitt is attacked by Giant Teddy Bear

Ok, I made that up, but really thou that giant teddy bear is kinda freaky. I don't trust people in animal suites. Thats why i took it upon myself to get rid of all the mascots around here, but I digress. Its not always about boobs with me and my post about Jenn. Sometimes its ass, legs, sexy outfits, I might be bored, and sometimes events. So thats were we are at on this post, an event. Look at her cheering up the little sick kids with candy and a low cut top. Ok its always about boobs with her and sometime other things get in there. But seriously folks its important to help out. And I challenge you to think of a better way to to get a sick kid to smile and sit up out of there hospital bed then to try to get a better look at J-loves cleavage as she bends over to wish them luck. True story: One time a crippled wheel chair bound man raised up out of his chair and stood on his own two legs all by himself; for the first time sense having them blown off in Vietnam. All around witnesses praised it as a miracle from God, that was until they noticed Jennifer-Love Hewitt was lend over tying her shoe. After she was done and walked away, the man was overheard saying that will get me threw another 20 years in this damn chair as he sat down. Yes Cindy Lou there is a God.

Amanda Bynes: "Shes got Legs and knows how to use them"

Amanda Bynes was spotted last night showing off those gems called legs she has. I really have nothing bad to say about her I would eat the girl up, but every girl knows a few things when showing off your legs. One of those things is to shave another is to have good shoes on. Not those ugly ass flats. If your trying to get a guy are one could only hope a girl, the last thing there going to see after scanning your legs is your shoes are ass (depending on if your coming are going), and those flats she has on are retarded ugly. Try harder.

Mischa Barton killed a cow

Mischa Barton left her house yesterday after slaughtering, skinning, and turning an entire cow into an outfit. I wonder if her underwear is made out of leather, wait what am I saying see probably doesn't wear any. Damn that wasn't to nice and I am trying the entire turn the other check thing, so let me try again. Hey its Mischa remember her she use to be an it girl, damn it. Hey look it's Mischa Barton remember when she didn't have to get naked to get into a good movie? Fuck this is hard. Hey Mischa what have you been up to? I remember when you were on a hit TV show, well it was ok thanks to Rachael Bilson you got some people to watch it. Ok i suck at this. Hey Mischa Peta is going to be pissed. Watch out for fly cans of red paint. If they hit you in the head it might kill your buzz. (she likes to smoke pot) I knew I could be nice. Good deed done for the day.

Jennifer Ellison guns are LOADED to bad there Holstered too

Jennifer Ellison proves British people can look good with some teeth whiting and straighting. Fact if you have lived on a island for over 300 years threw 6 generations at some point you may sleep with a relative. So Jenn is on the cover of Loaded this month and she looks great, but at some point her career of lingerie spreads in magazines will come to an end and she will have to un-holster those guns and release them onto the world. Heres to hopping it some time soon. Yeah, another talentless girl with big boobs. Cheers mate!

Jessica Biel is proof there is a God

Jessica Biel got the fuck out of L.A. like I posted about a few days ago. Where did she go you ask? Well the smart little thing she is she went to the best country in Europe, Italy. She is in Rome, and went to the premiere of "Easy Virtue" at the 3rd Rome International Film Festival, yesterday, October 27. Never once did i think while watching 7th heaven while staying home sick from school would that girl "Mary" would grow up to be a woman like she is today. Hey Jessica, Siete la ragazza più bella nel mondo, io desiderate assagiargli mai il pollice. Sposilo in un'unione che neppure il dio egli stesso non può negare. Avviti le leggi, inferno che potete persino portargli il turd di un Boyfriend con noi. Sorry there goes my native tongue. Jess I can keep it mums the word, promise, or can I just throw quarters at your ass? Well at least Justin Timberlake (booo) isn't in any of these pictures (yeah). If she isn't proof that there is a god well I just don't know then, maybe all those rational intelligent people have it right maybe we just did come from butt humping apes.

**The writer of the milk suggest only throwing quarters at girls asses with adult supervision and under the eye of a professional.**

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Reese Witherspoon goes for a Jog

Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy.... **(insert comical statement here)**

Hayden Panettiere saves whales gets award: new Tattoo

So they have whales in Washington D.C. now? This global warming is getting out of hand. Quick to the milk cave. Wait it looks like there is a electrical storm. Its; its Hayden! Good thing Hayden Panettiere came back from the future to warn mankind of what could happen. She better look out for Arnold thou he doesn't like it when someone steals his look. Last time it happened he took over Clai-forni-a, and we see how that has worked out.
Ok, I'm threw. Save the whales its important cause I'm glade people still care, and even more glad that Hayden has brought it back to the lime light. Its cruel what they do those fishes. Hayden also got an award from the mayor of D.C. and apparently has gotten herself a new tattoo, looks to be some king of writing in Italian. I know a few words in Italian let me translate. I'm pretty sure its her way of announcing her undying love for the writer of the milk, thats nice. I heart you too Hayden, I heart you too.

AnnaLynne McCord is TinkerBell on a Harley ?

AnnaLynne McCord showed up to the red carpet at the Sirens Of TI Anniversary Show with what looks like an outfit she put together after mugging various people she passed on her way to the show on Saturday October 25, 2008. First i think she mugged some sort of biker chick were she got one bra and the boots, then she came across a high school production of peter pan where she obtained her skirt and fishnets from, and finally she found the treasure I buried , I knew I recognized all those rhinestones...Arghhh. I'm kidding, my treasure is safe. Anna is the one "young" cast member of the new 90210 that isn't too skinny and is actually giving her older ladies a run for her money. I fell in love with this girl when she was on nip/tuck; if any of you seen her on there you know what I mean. MMM lesbian moms, repaired hymen, sex with principles, and porn. Yes there is a heaven. The pictures with the red background are form the after party were she apparently turned into a 20's pop dancer and champaign winch.

Sarah Michelle Gellar : YES PLEASE

Sarah Michelle Gellar in the hot new Randall Slavin Shoot. Mother fuckin yes please Buffy... Damn she looks ice melting...fire. Stake me and call me Angel,or Spike, whatever...

Shannen Doherty looks like shit: may be Pregnant

Shannen Doherty was out and about firday, the 24th and was photographed by some stalkeratizes. In these pictures you can see she has looked better. I can even recall a few mugshots were she looked better. Anyway, you see that tattoo she has on her leg? You think it was a requirement while working on Charmed to get strange tattoos? Alyssa, Rose, and even Holly Marie got them. I love tattoos just not on girls calve area ankle i can live with, but there something that takes away from the entire leg look when woman get there tats there. Oh by the way you think she is pregnant or just fat? I remember telling people that Gwen Stefani was Pregos like 4 months before she announced the first time. Ill stayed tuned to Shannen she maybe just be retaining water and half the menu from a Mexican restaurant.

Jessica Biel and Kristen Bell hit the Tarmat

So Looks like Jessica Biel dressed up as the hamburgerler and got the fuck out of L.A. and who is that we spotted later why its Kristen Bell who forgot to brush her hair. Ahww its so damn frustrating that these two still look 10 times better than me without trying. When I don't brush my hair I sure don't look that good. When I was a little lass growing up in the Windy City we used to hang out at the airports to try to get famous peoples autographs. This was way before the papz went into stocking mode like they do now. I wonder if stars still sign things are just bolt leaving there fans left wanting?

Jessica Biel:



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X-Ray Images of the day: Jennifer Aniston and Lacey Chabert

These turned out very nice, very nice indeed. Like I have said before ill throw some pictures under the x-ray "machine" and post them up. This weeks installment are Lacey Chabert and Jennifer Aniston. Check out the other X-ray post located along the side of the Milk. Remember that one nude picture of Jennifer Aniston from the break up? Were they keep rolling the camera and between edits for the foreign release someone leaked the footage? No then you can check it out HERE(NSFW) for comparison. I usually don't x-ray images of people that have gone nude whats the point, right? Jen is to damn tempting not to thou. Enjoy.


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Lori Loughlin is killing it

Here are some more pictures from this week of Lori Loughlin. As you may know I recently uncovered the fact that she has found the fountain of youth, and these pictures are just more proof. She looks so good we can only hope to look half as good as her when we are well into our forties. There is an abundant amount of MILF's on 90210. I'm not sure if Shannen Doherty is a mom, I doubt it, but the "teenage" girls on the show are ass compared to there 40 some counter parts.

Eva Mendes is stunning, also has great nips

Eva Mendes was out promoting the Calvin Klein Underwear Collection at the Corte Ingles Store in Madrid, Spain, this week. You may recall that she is the new face for Calvin Klein, also you may remember hearing about some lame ass commercial that was pulled for a hint of a nipple. I tell you what you barely see it so I added some pictures where you can see her nipples. Anyway she looks really good. Like If Italian girls top the list for most attractive then Latinos are a close second tied with Polynesians of course. The only way it could get better would be an Italian Latino hybrid. I wonder what that would look like.



Uncensored Commercial (NSFW):

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Now these are Nipples (NSFW):

Jennie Garth is still HOT!!! exercise video mmm Flexible.

Jennie Garth is one hot MILF as evidenced by the pictures taken this week. I loved the original 90210 and the new one is ok. I really don't like the starved looked, some of those girls could make an Ethiopian look healthy. No worries with Jennie thou she proves you can have curves and be skinny at the same time. Those other actresses she look up to her and eat once in awhile. She is 38 , but doesn't look a day over 27. Maybe it has something to do with the fact she used to make workout videos. I don't know I am just saying, any way check out the caps and down load if your like she is flexible.

New 90210:




Workout Video:

Vanessa Hudgens in some Thigh Highs

Well with all the post about blonds today I thought I would go back to a truly gorgeous dark haired beauty, plus I didn't want the post about Ashley Tisdale to get full of itself; that is if post could. I wonder what kind of world that would be. I bet it would make a great south park episode never the less. So here are some pictures from Tuesdays TRL show with Vanessa Hudgens in some thigh high leggings, which by the way are to cute. She is just to damn fine. Hey Vanessa how about another round of self photos like this one (NSFW). enjoy your day....

Speaking of Bleach Blond Stupid Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt

So I have a theme going today bleached blond stupid, hey what can I say I'm just feeling it. So I am sure that some people out there may actually believe that these two are supporters of McCain and Palin, but I highly doubt it. I mean it looks like there trying to put on a funny show for there camera man, at least I hope so because if they are supporters of McCain and if this is how must of his supporters act (guns beer and stupid) than that apocalypse is defiantly on they way. America vote Obama for the love of all thats good we must stop this slide into damnation now.

Carrie Underwood can now have sex with herself or what ever you do with those things

To pound home the point of bleach blond stupid; I submit for your viewing pleasure ? Carrie Underwood unveiling her wax figure at Madame Tussauds, yesterday October 22. Now for some people out there this may be a wet dream, that is to say two Carrie Underwoods. I my self see it differently. If the seconds was real I would be screaming the end is near, for you see it was told that an army of bleached blond country yokels would be the 3 rd sign of the Apocalypse (the first and second being the father and son by the same name that shed blond over the same sand). Man were did that book go I got that quote form, I swear people I read that some where.

Ashley Tisdale no longer a bleach blond skank, result Stunning

Ashley Tisdale showed up at the High School Musical 3 Premiere at the Galen Center October 16, 2008 in a stunning dress and I don't know how long she has had her hair dark, but it looks great too. Here is a hint for all the bleached blonds out there, thats so over, so 90's trailer park skank. Unless your boyfriend is out shooting your dinner or your constantly turning down your step daddy's proposals then keep it natural ladies. I will admit it works for some, and by some I mean celebrities that can afford a four hundred dollar dye job twice a month. Take Christina Aguilera for example she looks good at time, but she looked great all the time with dark hair. Anyway I will pay more attention to Ashley Tisdale as long as she has that dark hair, she looks absolutely stunning with it; I would rate an entire point and half higher now.

Mila Kunis - Ocean Drive Magazine, October 2008

Mila Kunis is on the cover of this months Ocean Drive magazine. She is stunning isn't she. I just love this girl. the article in all its ok its mainly regurgitated things she has said in the past. Here are some highlights.

On the paparazzi:
“Makes me so angry. So many people care about your personal life over your talent. I don’t live to be famous. I don’t live to be recognized. I never want to be on the cover of Us Weekly. I truly am telling you: I despise this aspect. There used to be mystery, mystique about the lives of filmland folks, Now, there’s a war going on, and we’re still [asking], ‘What did Britney Spears have for breakfast?’”

On her relationship with Macaulay:
“We don’t talk about it to the press. We’ve been together going on seven years—because we don’t talk about it. It’s already more high profile than I want it to be.”

On not being plastic:
“I have nothing fake about me. Not one single thing. I will never. I don’t have a boob job, I don’t have extensions, I don’t have fake lashes. Do I wish I had bigger tits and an ass? Absolutely! If it makes you feel better about yourself on the inside I see nothing wrong with it. But I am 100 percent happy with what God gave me.”

On the industry:
“At 19, I wanted nothing to do with this industry—hated every aspect of it. I was going to go to college. I wanted to be a teacher.” [Kunis did attend classes at Loyola Marymount for a time] “I realized I enjoyed doing what I do, minus all the other bullshit that came along with it.

“I’m not ‘industry.’ I’m not gonna make an album. I’m not going to come out with a fuckin’ clothing line. It’s not who I am, and people are fully aware of it.”

On the best part about working on Max Payne:
“I got to put on leather pants every day and go in and kick some ass. I loved that I wasn’t the damsel in distress, that ‘poor-me’ girl who needs some guy to save her. There’s one scene in which [Mark Wahlberg’s character] gets wounded, and I run in with my MK5 and shoot the bad guy.”

At least the pictures say so much more than the articles ever could say, unless the day she proclaims her love for the writer of the Milk. Are maybe she could lend some light on how she keeps the bedroom bright, if you know what I mean, and if you don't I'm talking about sex. I wonder if Macaulay makes that face when the have sex, you know the one I'm talking about.

Angelina Jolie nude W pictures

Uhm title say it all, does see threw count as nudity?

Gina Carano and Kimbo Slice jobless as Elite XC goes down for the count

This is really bad news for fans of Gina Carano, Italian beauties, and fight fans in general. News is coming in that Elite XC is closing down. Which after watching its main drawl Kimbo get knocked out in 12 seconds on its last national televised fight is not that shocking.

"Elite XC, which produced seven of the 10 most-watched MMA matches in U.S. history on two CBS specials in recent months, will be closing its doors at the end of the week, leaving a roster of fighters, including top-draws Kimbo Slice and Gina Carano, looking for work in aconstricted environment.

Elite XC’s two biggest attractions, Slice and Carano, are unlikely to be moving to the sport’s highest-profile group. UFC president Dana White has repeatedly said he won’t use Slice, who made his reputation as a backyard streetfighter on YouTube videos but is not the caliber of even a mid-level MMA pro. White also has said he’s not interested in promoting women’s fighting, although Carano’s success as a draw may cause him to reconsider. Her match with Kelly Kobold two weeks ago ended up adding more new viewers than any MMA match on television in the U.S."

Full story HERE.

I am sorta a fan of Kimbo so I would watch if he signs somewhere, but lets press are hand together really hard and wish with all are might, I mean pray, that for god sakes some is smart enough to pick up Gina. Her breast are too damn perfect not be on TV more, plus her ass and legs and face. Folks this is a sad day, a sad day indeed.

Anne Hathaway beautiful in blue

Anne Hathaway beautiful in blue at the premier of "Rachel Getting Married" yesterday. Well after the entire anal sex thing Anne admitted too, I have found a renewed love for miss Hathaway not seen sense her movie Havoc. She looks great in these pictures and even thou I know nothing about this movie, nor will I go see, I will however give her some free publicity here just because she has such a great rack(NSFW). What can I say I love her boobs(NSFW).

Julia Stiles - Hot in pink

Julia Stiles wore a sweet little pink number to the premiere of "W", doesn't she look like a dream. Remember when she was a hot Hollywood name back in the 10 Things I hate about you Days? Man she came out with a lot of good movies all around the same time 1998-2000. her later movies had been pretty good. I would have to say one of my favorite is Down to You.

Lori Loughlin has found the fountain of youth

Lori Loughlin was photographed over the weekend having coffee with friends. Is it me are does this woman not age at all, I'm mean not even a day. She looks just as hot are even hotter now then back in the Full House days. Don't act like you don't know what I am talking about you loved the show too. She is 44 years old, 44! You see here on the short lived Summerland running around in bikinis? So my crack team of scientist have narrowed it down to two things A. she is a health minded person that keeps he self in shape or B. she has found the fountain of youth. More study most be done until we can find the answer until that time enjoy these, I can't believe I'm saying this, pictures of one hot piece of ass for the last three decades; damn she is old.

Spikes 2008 Scream Awards: Kristen Bell best legs plus Alexa Vega, Carla Gugino, Milla Jovovich, Liv Tyler, Kate Beckinsale, Rosario Dawson

The Spike Scream Awards were last night and the stars showed up strong. I actually like the Scream awards lots of times they are comical and overall I like the lighthearted feel. I think Kristen Bell looked the best and damn those legs, but there were a handful of good looking dolls there, as you can see. The award for "The Ultimate Scream Movie" went to the dark Knight; while "Best Horror Movie" went to Sweeney Todd - The Demon Barber. For a full list of winners check it out HERE. The two-hour show also included musical performances by the Smashing Pumpkins and pop star Kerli. To catch all of the action, tune in to Spike TV on Tuesday (October 21), where the show will premiere at 9:00 PM, ET/PT.


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Kristin Cavallari high kicks her way into my heart

Kristin Cavallari is kicking the competitions butt while working hers. These are shots of another hot Italian girl working out for the cameras I am sure. I mean these have to be staged photos. I don't care if they are that ass, those legs, the breast. Done deal...and I'm spent. On a side note I'm might change the name of this site to Italian girls are number 1.

Tara Reid in a Bikini no longer scary

So unless you had your head in a whole and a rock on top of that, then you know that Tara Reid had a few too many nip and tucks which left her a little scared to say it nicely. But damn what do we have here. She looks totally fuckable. Now everyone saw her dress fall off at some P-Diddy thing and expose some nasty looking nipples, but anyone that has had surgery knows it takes like a two years for scares to go away from stitches and those things were only like a few weeks old. I am here to tell you she had strange shaped nipples in the first place anyone that has seen the movie BodyShots knows that (screen caps NSFW 1, 2, 3, 4). So any way she looks great and I like her breast. You know what I hate are girls that get fake boobs that look sorta real. They still feel like shit and do not compare to the real thing so why not just do what Tara did and get the full features.

**UPDATE** while doing this post it just occurred to me that Tara is better actress then I have ever thought before. I mean how many people out there watched American Pie and never thought this girl is no virgin. She sold it pretty damn well, I mean think of this if Paris Hilton tried to play a virgin who would buy that?

Carmen Electra does a little dance

Carmen Electra has been overseas with MTV and here we see a sexy MTV shoot in Sirmione on Oct 10. I must hand it to Carmen she knows what got her famous and doesn't care about showing it off. Take note young Hollywood take note.

Katy Perry went crazy at MTVs latin music awards

Seriously what the fuck is going on here?



I liked the old gimmick you know were you went around kissing girls? The cake ok girls and cake I can get behind that, but falling down over and over, its been done. Plus stick with what your good at. Now go kiss some girls.

Nicollette Sheridan goes for a jog

These shots are from a few days ago of Nicollette Sheridan jogging on the beach, in case you couldn't tell. its good to keep yourself in shape and jogging is one great way, especially if your a very attractive woman in a sports bra. I don't think Desperate Housewives is a very good show but I used to tune in to look at the hot women.

Elizabeth Banks because she is hot

Elizabeth Banks was MTV's TRL yesterday promoting her new movie Zack and Miri Make a Porno by genius Kevin Smith. I will see this movie like all Kevin Smith flicks including Jersey Girl. besides Elizabeth has had me sense that shower nozzle scene in 40 year old virgin.

About Gay Marriage

There has been a lot of news as of late about gay marriage. I mean with the presidential election nearing and the entire prop 8 thing in California. I just don't get it. I mean maybe its me, but at what point did America as a governing body decide it is alright to segregate people from others. It is in fact 2008 not 1950. For those out there that oppose this think of this for me. If you are a woman would you in fact give up your rights to equal pay and the ability to vote, are in fact go back to were sexual harassment was a common practice and cops are lawyers would laugh at you when you said it was wrong? If your a black person in this country would you to give up your right to vote, eat in a white restaurant, ride on a bus, are the hundreds of things you weren't allowed to do some 50 years ago?

No these things are not the same as marriage, but in fact as the government looks at them they are. You see when your married your guaranteed things the single people do not get from tax breaks to grants to laws to protect people in times of family emergencies are sickness, and in death too. If marriage was just a piece of paper to the government then I might not feel so strongly about this topic, but it is not. It is a binding contract the two people enter into and by doing so our government has certain protections and privileges for the people, that single people just do not get.

I can not believe that this is even a topic for decision , that The United States Government with all there diplomatic missions of spreading democracy threw out the world to ensure that people are treated the same and fairly by there governments would even for a second have to think twice about this topic. There is only one difference in gay marriage. That the two people that love each other have the same sex organs. That is it. They are no less human; they are no less American; they deserve no less than any other citizen.

There is nothing really I can say that will change your mind out there if you HATE homosexuals. I'm not talking to you. I am speaking to the rest of you that watch the debates on TV or read the articles in the papers all they way threw trying to figure out how you feel about this topic. How do you feel? Is it enough for you to see threw the awkward feeling you get at first, like the first time you met a homosexually person, and then see him are her for who they are and embrace them for being a person you could get along with. Is it enough that maybe you will sway a vote towards representative that sees them for who they really are, a citizen of this great country, a human being, a person, a friend, a coworker? Do they deserve less than you? What direction do we want this country to go in, what type of world do you what your children to grow up in? It wasn't so long ago that one person felt that the world would be better off without a certain type of person in it and he did something about that. Today we look back on that person as one of the most evil people ever to live. I'm not calling anti gay marriage people Nazis, I just know that gay people are people and deserve to be free to live there lives how they want. Just because there are no visible showers in the media doesn't mean i can't read between the lines.

We are all part of the same race, the human one, and deserve to finish it on are own terms how we as a person sees fit.

I can see Aubrey O'Day nipples

Aubrey O'Day my no longer be in Danity Kane, but thats no reason for her not to show up on red carpets with the two things that got her this far in her career. Thanks to her not wearing a bra and the photogs flashbulbs you can clearly make out her nipples in these pictures. If i wanted to I suppose I could x-ray these and probably see her entire tit but I don't feel like it besides she will show them soon enough with they way her career is headed. Nice head band by the way.

Salma Hayek rocks 30 Rock with her Cleavage

Salma Hayek will have a recurring role on this season of 30 rock as Jack Donaghy love interest, Elisa . Man with cleavage like this i don't see how this show isn't going to be number 1 on TV and in many mens pants. I really like this show sometimes. Its one of those comedies that is funny sometimes and falls short at other times. Sometimes I miss Seinfeld when I want a good laugh, but I was 8 when that show was on and most of the time I didn't know why I was laughing, true story.

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Beverley Mitchell gives great cleavage

Beverley Mitchell was photographed at the 8th Annual Family Television Awardsback in 06. I'm throwing these up becasue despite the lazy eye are "wondering" eye as its known in the biz I still find her very fuckable plus if you are lookign at her eyes when you meet her there is no hope for you. 7th heaven I would love to run a threw the cast of that show past to preasent.

Jennifer-Love Hewitt walks the dogs

These are some pictures from yesterday were JLH was spotted walking her dogs. The writer of the milk does not condone anyone leaving there home in sweat pants unless your in a wheel chair are in some way in a medical situation. It like giving up to the world people. Thats said I don't give a shit what JLH wears, if there was a god she would be one of his miracles. J love you want to make a real statement just straight walk from the shower into the great wide open like you can into the world. That would be world news, and peace would rain down upon the land. I'm pretty sure the wrote about that day in the bible somewhere.

Not so Fergalicious

Hmm grey hair saggy chin, but its only skin deep right. Shit 95% of all men and women would still fuck her, I would. The other 5 % still believe in Santa Clause and the Easter Bunny. Here is a hint for you, the Easter Bunny is dead Sarah Palin shot it and ate it. Love me some gun touting Republicans that smiled there way into office.

Anna Paquin nude

Man oh man have i wanted to see Rogues boobs, I mean Anna Paquin. These are stills from HBO's True Blood series that aired this past weekend. The blond hair could go. Natural blond is one thing but I hate the entire "look mah I just poured a whole bottle of peroxide on my head, now step daddy will want to sleep in my bed." thing. Besides how hot was she in x-men with the entire white stripped thing going on. You take a normal dark haired girl and add a few stripes of some color blue, red, white what ever and any guy will go from 6 to midnight like that. What you don't believe me world than try it lady's prove me wrong. You click on pictures tog et rid of smiles and yes NSFW; enjoy....

Hayden Panettiere Says were Fucked.

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Bigfoot spotted on beach and photographed for the first time.

With Halloween fast approaching I thought i would post the most gang reflux inducing pictures of the year. Sarena Williams in a bikini. Now in a tennis outfit I thought I would have no problem tapping that ass, and maybe I wouldn't i mean my elbow over her face are from behind with her upper half berried under blankets and wallah you have a reasonable facsimile of a female body. But you can clearly see here she is a Bigfoot are "wood ape" that got the hair removed via a laser. No seriously has anyone checked the number of chromosomes she has?

Mila Kunis and Kristin Cavallari at Max Pain Premiere

Ok, this movie will be great, nuff said there. Mila Kunis is extrimally hot which makes Macaulay Culkin one lucky bastard. Also thrown in are some stills and Kristin Cavallari, you know I love me some hot Italins on here so why question, just enjoy.

Jessica Simpson to World: I have great Boobs

These are shots of Jessica Simpson at the Charlotte Motor Speedway showing off her cleavage and legs to the key demographic of her music, 15-50 year old male rednecks who are slightly attracted to gap teeth and there cousins. I think Jessica Simpson is hot no lie there, but she is also annoying, and if you measure out her hotness to annoyingness on a scale she falls well short of tolerable. So unless my dicks in her mouth are she is muzzled looking at muted video are pictures in general is all I can take. As for her boyfriend there a match made in heaven because that queer tony homo hasn't stopped smile in his life I think well except that time the Seahawks beat them. Man that was a good day to not be a cowboy fan.




She should really just do this in concert more thou. Penis goes where Jessica?

Jessica Biel Campigns for Obama so does this big Breasted girl

These shots of Jessica Biel with her boy friend Justin "luckiest douche in the World" Timberlake are from Vegas on the 11th of October were they where campaigning for the next president. Clearly Obama has the support of Hollywood and most Americans. I still hear people say Obama is a terrorist are other stupid things like that. To those people I wonder. 1. Are you a raciest? and you don't like the idea of a black president? 2. Are you from a hard core republican family were the drilled the thought of only republican ideals are right? Maybe booth, you know Lincoln freed the slaves right? 3. You mother and father were related so anything you read in an email you believe is true, thats why you are still waiting from the lotto prize you won in Europe and no longer have a dime to your name because you had to give them you credit card number to cover the cost of processing. And I don't know who this other girls is but if she wants to keep supporting I am all for it. You go girl.

X-Ray Images of the day Kristen Bell and Rachel Bilson

Short and sweet Kristen Bell and Rachel Bilson. I see nips! There are more of Kristen Bell because well I love her. Finally that case is solved now on to the mystery of the peanut butter and marshmallow sandwich. Quick to breast watching cave.

She Has Boobs and I love Them!!!

dant dant dant dant dadada "Shes got BOOBS and I love them, in a sheer black top, I want to kiss them, I'll beg and I'll beg just to touch them, and if she was my lady I'd be like a newborn baby, and never go hunger."

Hell yeah, thats a number one seller right there. Sorry i was imaging a theme song for L.L. as she walks down the street. Shit thou remember the are they real are the fake talks, yeah who cares cause they are real and the are fabulous. I wish she would do more nude shots like these, here, here and here. I will settle for no bra and see thru tops for now thou. Lindsey Lohan the award for bestest breasted dike who occasionally likes the dick in the bathroom with red hair down their, goes to you. Cheers.

If Sarah Palin Was A Garbage Pail Kid

I would have put a swastika in the picture but what ever. Comparing her to Hitler is easy, too easy.

Jessica Alba Hair down there

These pictures are antiques but it has come to my attention in the glory days of hip huggers and midriff showing that miss Alba's pants/panties were allowed to travel a little low. I am going to image that the protruding hair is part of a landing strip and not a bushwhackers wet dream. Maybe it was an off week in her hygiene habits. Are maybe she was trying to bring back 70's bush who knows but if given the chance I would love to be on the case and get down to the nitty and gritty to find out the answers for the world. Just saying.

Voters In Many States Must Register By October 6

"Voters in AK, AR, AZ, CO, DC, FL, GA, HI, IN, KY, LA, MI, MS, OH, PA, TN, TX, and VA must register to vote by tomorrow, October 6, in order to vote in November. Other deadlines coming up soon: IL and NM are October 7. MT is Oct. 6, but you can do same-day registration at the elections office. UT is also Oct. 6, but you can register in person until the 20th."

Gina Carano: I want to be "CRUSH"ed by her

Remember that James Bond movie were the chick crushes that guy with her legs and then has an orgasm? I want that to happened to me by Gina Carano minus the death and my face to be place strategically in her "special" place. Anyway so I'm doing this post cause I watched the EliteXC fights last night were she won bringing her superbness to 7-0. That card by the way was ruined do to the fact that they wouldn't let Ken Shamrock fight Kimbo and then they called the Kimbo fight way way to early. Which seems to be the trend in XC. So enjoy these pictures of Gina another Italian Goddess.

Kristen Bell sex sence stills from Extra footage of forgetting Sarah Marshall

These are screen shots from the extra footage of Forgetting Sarah Marshall dvd. Ill tell you what this is no ways to promote the buying of your dvd, by blocking out some side boob. Listen her America boobs sells anything,. Thats good old economics 101 for you. If this is the trend Hollywood is going down I am afraid the stock market is only the first of are worries.

My Hayden Panettiere and Jessica Alba bondage dream almost comes true, Almost.

Hayden Panettiere and Jessica Alba show us what it would look like if they were into S/M. At first I laughed then I cried then I went to go get the lotion to put on the skin. Look if you still don't get it go out and vote stupid. One a side note all celebrities in this video support Barack Obama like 95% of all Hollywood, intelligent Americans, actually humans that care about our world and country, and any that hasn't slept with their relatives.




Some pictures of Hayden and Jessica Fergie and Shawn Johnson (she can't even vote but who cares) supporting the Dems. at events.

Jennifer-Love Hewitt brings the skinny back

Ever sense the infamous bikini gate pictures of Miss Love the internet has argued about how much weight Jennifer-Love Hewitt had gain, needs to loose, and how much photo shop was involved in her "skinny" pictures the emerged after said bikini pictures. Well these photos were taken on the set of ghost whisper and I'm here to say boo. Look she looked great bigger and she looks great now I just don't want to see her looking like the rest of Hollywood throw up your life diet regime. Skinny check shoulder blades sticking out look, I mean come on everyone loves humping a skeleton. You look great JLH don't change a thing.

X-Ray Images of the day

Ok I'm going to start a new bi-weekly thing were I take normal photos and "X-Ray" them with a few programs I have. You see if the picture was taken with at least an 8 Mega pixel camera you can usually get threw a few layers of clothing. Its long a boring processes to explain but the program was invited after 9/11 for faster scanning for guns bombs etc. for security reasons; and see there are some out there that think the CIA isn't as important to America today without the USSR. So like I said ill do this probably twice a week to a few pictures and see what I get out of it. First up Jennifer-Love Hewitt and Hilary Duff, enjoy.

Jennifer Aniston should be called Maro because she just one upped the Bikini game

Every year at the end of the year we get thousands of pictures coming in of celebrities in bikinis. There may be lots of reasons fro this. One is that Indian summer is coming to an end and they may want to show off there tight body's before they fatten up like bears do in the winter. You see in winter we wear more clothing that hides things such as fifteen pounds that every gains in the winter. Another reason may be that they tape shows all summer then most get two weeks are so off and they want to blow off some steam. I just don't understand why we never get any pictures of celebrities blowing things that I'd care to see. If bikini wearing is a war than Jennifer Aniston just won a major battle with the pose to the left. I admit it I love this girl she is a solid 8.5 and if she was a GILF I'd still give it to her like John Mayor with 3 eighteen year old virgins after a concert.